Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Jared Padalecki. →
nightfall-masquerade: You’ll thank me later. NATASHA. NATASHA. NATASHA. NATASHA. NATASHA. NATASHA. NATASHA.
tashasaphi: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: ...
Lady, lady, never start Conversation toward your heart; Keep your pretty words...– Dorothy Parker (via lifeandtimesofafilmmaker)
Chris Hemsworth doing impressions of the Avengers
emilianadarling: massivedynamic101: Tony Stark The Hulk Captain America Loki More Loki Nick Fury THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD.
Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 Thank you for leaving behind what you did. —Daisy ‘Fahrenheit 451’ Author Ray Bradbury Dies At 91 (via npr)
videohall: A macaw about to unleash his evil plot “I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.” Birds are so weird. This is awesome though. Second only to teaching him to say ‘Help! I’ve been turned into a bird!’